Every so often I convince one of my clients to pay a bill before the crack of say…2 PM. And what I often get when I arrive is a voyeuristic look at the girls sans make-up, eye glitter, eyelashes etc. Trust me…they don’t look quite as fetching au natural as they do in their war paint.
So last week, I had one of those experiences at a swanky Korean joint – except – one of the girls walked right into the main off-limits-to customers area (where I was convening with the manager) bleary-eyed and buck naked. I saw the girl coming down the hall and because she’s Korean, just knew that as soon as she realized Billy-ah was there, she would jump back all embarrassed and mortified about her nudity! And of course, that’s exactly what happened.
I find this curious on two levels. The first? Given that the girl is a professional escort, I wonder what all the fuss is about. It’s not like she’s never been naked in front of a guy before. And it’s not like I’ve never seen a naked woman. So what’s the big deal? And the other curiosity is that I know if the girl were black or hispanic, she wouldn’t have flinched – or even noticed I was there! I know this because on numerous occasions, this exact happenstance has presented itself. And every time the girl is Asian – or black and/or hispanic, the reaction is always the same. The Asian girl freaks out – and the black and/or hispanic girl acts like I’m the gay mascot!
I’m not sure why Asian girls are so guarded in a situation like this – and the black and hispanic girls aren’t! Many times, a member of the latter group will go to the bathroom and leave the door open as she does her business – all while continuing a conversation with me.
The one exception was an Asian girl I used to socialize with. In fact, she used to love to watch me take a leak. That was a big thrill for her! But my homey was only Asian by heritage – and not by culture. In fact, she was a complete hoochie mama – American-born and only English-speaking – who loved hip-hop and essentially craved rappers and thugs! In other words…she was a black girl wearing an Asian mask – all of which supports my cultural observation.
Anyway..it’s sort of nice to know that the Asian girls have their private, girlish and coy moments. It makes a guy feel comfortable about seeing her in white on her wedding day. Ya know…despite the vast numbers in her past, she’s still just daddy’s little girl dreaming about that knight in shining armor who will sweep her away, protect her, and make everything in her life just perfect! Hey! A girl can dream, right! And as women’s lib and equal rights would have it…the most egregious “hobbyist” can, too! Especially when he meets the perfect escort. All that debauchery in his past becomes just a distant mammary! I don’t know how this turned into such a fairy tale. Anyway…it’s time to do my morning duty. I’m out!