All she really wants career-wise is to be a cop – a sheriff’s officer to be exact. But for KRISTEN HYMAN, recent graduate from the Hudson County Academy, it may all flush down the crapper now after the department’s discovery that between 2010 and 2012, Ms. Hyman turned a buck as a dominatrix. She even filmed a video in which her domme alter ego was described as “a true sexual sadist who hurts people not because she has to, but because it truly brings her pleasure.” Excuse me for being a wise guy…but wouldn’t that be the perfect qualification for the job?
Ok! Let’s be serious for half a second. Curious logic notwithstanding, spanking a guy till he bleeds…or inserting all manner of objects in his nether regions is perfectly legal. She did nothing against the law. What’s the problem? I would imagine that the police don’t want citizens to think they condone the sort of attitude articulated in the aforementioned description. But really…I think the horse escaped with the barn door left swinging on that one.
The law doesn’t always make sense, granted. But it is what it is – and this girl didn’t break it by making that video or laboring in the domme business. I can’t imagine a judge ruling against her in this case. But I can imagine her colleagues and superiors making it very uncomfortable for her. You get the idea.
Personally, if she’d been the Flatbacking Blow Job Queen of Hudson County and then wanted to become a cop, I wouldn’t have a problem with that either. Of course, that would never happen because while beating the crap out of a guy who for some reason wants to pay for that service is legal, gently stroking his ego – and organ – during resurrection therapy is a dire no-no!
Whatever…she’ll win and I hope her dominance-related training leaves Kristen impervious to the bull shit she will surely sustain at the hands of her comrades once the judge has ruled in her favor. Only time will tell. Those boys are likely to take the gloves off…and put the handcuffs on. May she weather the storm!
P.S. After further research, I gotta say that this girl is hardcore. There are two different types of dommes. One is simply in it for the money – and for the other, it’s a lifestyle. In her blog posts, Ms. Hyman reveals herself to lie in the latter category. Check out the following video. They speak volumes! Now that I’ve seen them, I don’t think she should be a police officer. God help the perp who looks at her the wrong way!