While it’s true that escorting ranks as one of society’s least dignified professions, the work actually does come with some incredible perks – that is – once you get by all the stigmatization. Thus, if you’re an offbeat, antisocial sort who really doesn’t give a crap what squares think, selling ass clearly has its upside. Pursuant to that thought, I now present the TOP 7 REASONS TO BECOME AN ESCORT:
THE MONEY – It’s no secret that untrained workers have it rough what with the minimum wage standing at somewhere around $7.25 per hour. Times that by 40 hours and you get a modest $290 per week. How ya gonna live on that?!?! Most escorts fall in the unskilled labor category. Yes, they could tend bar or wait tables. But those jobs come with a modicum of responsibility, a trait which most escorts lack miserably. Selling your body on the other hand, compensates the practitioner mightily. Even lumpy girls in the trade can make 1 to 2 k per week. With no demonstrable skills other than the obvious, how is an untrained, undereducated, and irresponsible girl going to make a decent living? Flat on her back (or doggie style). That’s how! Whatever the shortcomings, ho-ing pays. That fact is beyond debate.
THE FREEDOM – The great majority of wage slaves – and even entrepreneurs – rarely get to work when they fucking feel like it. Mainstreamers are strapped to a schedule. Not so with escorts. Yes, if you work for a house, you’ll have a schedule to which the boss tells you to adhere. But we all know how that goes. Wanna know the first and foremost complaint of owners who run escort enterprises? You got it. Employees who don’t show for work. Comes with the territory. And girls rarely get fired, essentially because if the boss terminated every girl who blew off a shift, he or she wouldn’t have any employees. And of course, if an escort works independently, she sets her own schedule. Wanna come and go as you please? Be a ho. Best way.
SOCIAL NETWORKING – True, not everybody you’ll meet is somebody you’d sleep with in your “real” life. Ok! Virtually nobody you’ll meet would pass your standards on the outside. But that’s not always true. Cute guys pay for ass. I know. I’ve sat in places and watched who comes in and out. They don’t all have warts and hunchbacks. Tricks come from all walks of life. Celebrities, CEO’s, drug kingpins? “Check” on all three – and pretty much everybody else you can think of. You get to meet them all. Many a girl has snagged a multi-millionaire from the room and retired in the lap of luxury. For real…you can meet some very successful and influential people with your legs behind your head.
THE SEX – If you like sex, this is the profession for you! You’re gonna get a lot of it. Like as much in a month as a “normal” woman gets in a year or two. And forget about the variety! Oh my god! Think of those silly career girls who’ve had maybe 6 dicks in their entire lives at age 30! And you’re gonna get hundreds (and maybe even thousands) in a year! Trust me! You get them drunk and they’ll be green with envy and wanting to hear all your gory details.
THE GIFTS – Tricks don’t just give up cash. They give up presents as well! Like Gucci bags or jewelry from Tiffany’s? Not that difficult to find a guy who’ll buy that bull shit for you. Just tell him he has a big dick and what a great lay he is and voila! You’ll be up to your ass in whatever you want if you know how to work it.
THE TRAVEL – Wanna see the world? Clients love to travel with a pretty girl on their arms. The mere suggestion that a customer take a trip somewhere during which he has the fantasy of getting a lot of sex and showing off a pretty girl will send all his blood supply straight to the wrong (or right in your case) head. And soon, you’ll be jetting off to some exotic place or other on his dime. Piece of cake.
THE GRATIFICATION – Related to sex – but not entirely part of it – is the feeling of gratification you’ll get each and every time some slob busts a nut, unable to control himself faced with your feminine whiles. And each and every time this happens, you’ll feel like a superwoman who’s not only equal – but superior to the male gender. Plus you’re gettin’ paid! How’s about that for a sweet deal?
Well y’all…there’s your list. Faced with the possibilities, what woman wouldn’t want to become a ho? But before you go crazy, you might want to check tomorrow’s list of the TOP 7 REASONS YOU DON’T WANNA BECOME A HO! It’ll be a sobering narrative as the “nuthin’ for ‘nuthin'”and “there’s a price to be paid” credos are in full effect whatever you do in this life.