All women – but especially escorts – worry about two things: The tightness of their you-know-whats. And aging gracefully. While it’s true that men worry about the size and hardness of their you-know-whats as much as women, the aging thing is of less concern. While men are often perceived as as attractive and wise silver foxes as they advance in age, women are often viewed as shriveling deserts.
As such, you would be amazed at the figurative hoops women will jump through to delay that aging process. They’ll rub expensive goop all over their faces and bodies to eliminate wrinkles. They’ll go to the gym to reduce belly fat, cellulite and bulges. When that doesn’t work, they’ll go under the knife and get liposuction, a procedure which is very painful for months afterward.
If their face (which inevitably it does) gets wrinkly and saggy? A facelift is in order. Or botox injections might do the job. Or both in conjunction! And then many women will fatten up their lips to look more blow job worthy. Three hundred fifty dollar hair-do’s and coloring hides the gray. After a while the sublime becomes the ridiculous.
A few days ago, a friend of mine asked about a certain girl he’s been admiring from afar. My answer: “Out of commission, bro. She just had a face peel. Girlfriend is doing her Benjamin Button thing.”
The woman in question is in her early to mid-40’s. She’s a brick house/wonder woman type who is aging gracefully by dint of fortunate heredity. She didn’t really need a face peel. But the girl’s constant concern with the aging process has left her disposed to spending big dollars attempting to stem the tide. Thousands of dollars later, will anybody notice? Doesn’t matter. She’ll notice. And the woman will feel younger and sexier…and inevitably be a more confident and better performer in the room.
A man has but one job in this equation: To notice the slightest of improvements and then amplify them out loud. Put a figurative microphone on your orgasm. Make it seem louder and more intense. Make your body shake a little more when it happens. And then say something like “That’s the most I’ve come in a long time.” And then add the capper: “You’re looking younger every time I see you.”
It might seem obvious and all-too-transparent. But it doesn’t matter. Ask yourself this: How did you feel when that girl commented “I think your dick is getting bigger?” You knew it was bull shit. But it didn’t matter. You simply liked the sound of it. Same concept.