Throughout the wave of sexual harassment accusations aimed at high and mighty males of influence, I had not once heard a name I knew to be a customer of one of the girls or agencies to whom I sold ads. But that changed just recently when a rap mogul was charged (not legally) with sexual assault by more than one lady from his past.
The guy (who I’ll call Sam) was (and is) a household name among fans of rap and hip hop. Personally, I never bought even one record manufactured by his label – and couldn’t hum one melody (I’m not sure any of his records ever had a melody) or recite one rhyme from any of his hits. Regardless, he is a god in some circles – though hardly that according to one of my independent advertisers who claimed to have Sam as a regular.
Jaime was a busty blonde from north of the border who fancied black men – the scrubbier the better. Given that reality, you would think our heroine would have been starstruck when Sam walked through her door one day at the Best Western (where she worked) and paid her for an hour, more than 59 minutes of which were wasted if sexual intercourse was his goal. For time and again, he returned to pay the fee and then give her what Jaime derisively characterized as two pumps and a squirt.
Of course, I always took these stories with a grain of salt. I mean…a hooker who lies? Who’d a thunk?!?! But I’ll tell y’all the following: Another girl working at the same hotel as Jaime exploded one day when I went to pick up her ad money claiming that she’d run into Sam (the rap mogul) in the hallway of the hotel. Being an Asian girl who hung with the ghetto crew, she was simply beside herself with joy at the chance meeting.
Does that mean that Jamie’s story was true? You be the judge. If only those women who accused Sam of sexual assault had known it would all be over in two pumps and a squirt, maybe they just would have submitted, blinked twice, and then went on their way. Unfortunately, they didn’t have Jaime to let them know it would all be over in a flash.
Anyway, that’s Jaime pictured above from 10 or 15 years back.