Do you think MELANIA TRUMP ever really loved Donald? Or did she just marry him for the money and prestige of it all? Who knows? Maybe both. Stranger things have happened. I’m constantly in amazement at some of the douchebags male friends have fallen for and assholes women find oh so appealing.
Well anyway…January 22nd marks the Trumps’ 13th wedding anniversary. DJT is in Davos at a big meeting and Melania was to join him. Small problem. She changed her fucking mind. I feel for her – even if it was painfully obvious the kind of man she was marrying.
So why do I think Melania called off the trip? Does it have something to do with the recently revealed news that her philandering husband was diddling a porn star 4 months after their baby was born? My guess is yes to that question. Yeah (again), she knew who she married when taking the plunge. But still, it’s no fun to have that shit thrown in your face in such an ignominious fashion. But here’s what I figure is really going on:
Donald is a world infamous and self-admitted germophobe. Dude doesn’t even like to shake hands. Yet when it came to sinking his dipstick in a skanky porn star who very obviously was having unprotected sex with multiple professionals, DJT went raw dog. So much for worrying about germs when there’s a fake-boobed blonde in the room! This is the revelation I have a feeling is truly pissing off Melania. Her fucking husband not only diddled a professional hose bag who works in an industry populated by HIV positive “actors.” But he did her sans protection – if you’re to believe Stormy. Which I do.
I harken back to Stuttering John Melendez and the moment he asked JENNIFER FLOWERS if she did BILL CLINTON with or without a condom. When everybody present snickered, he editorialized emphatically “It’s a social issue.” And he was right! A cheating, lying hound dog could rationalize his adulterous activities with any number of far-fetched reasons. But how do you explain fucking a porn star without a rubber? You can’t.
And that is why Melania is back in the States rather than in Switzerland for the couples’ 13th anniversary. Because the mother fucker did a slut raw dog. And ya know. She’s got a right to be angry. Actually, she has many. Just that one is paramount. I’m guessing.