I know it sounds weird…but I’ve come to appreciate our president. And ya know why? Because he gives me something to write about every day!
So anyway…along with his “shithole country” remark, el jefe wondered out loud why people from Norway don’t want to emigrate to the US. How come we only get the “shitholers” (my word)?
And now I’m gonna tell ya why, Mr. T. Because to people from Norway (and pretty much all the Scandinavian countries), the United States is a shithole country! On balance, the educational and health systems are superior where they live. The standard of living is higher – and people are happier. And one more thing: They don’t have Donald Trump as their leader! Finally…their country isn’t trying to dictate to the world.
I got news Mr. President. Most of the rest of humanity doesn’t behold the US of A in awe – unless they’re awed by our presumption. For better or worse, we are in some eyes, the planet’s schoolyard bully. And you ain’t helpin’, buster. Obama might not have had enough experience to implement his plan. And maybe he made some mistakes. But the dude had human decency. And he wasn’t tryin’ to fuck every fake-boobed blonde he ever met – nor bragging about how he could grab them by the pussy anytime he wanted.
That’s right Mr. President. Nobody wants to come here from successful countries. It’s mostly starving shitholers in fear of their lives who see the USA as a viable alternative. Norway, Sweden, Denmark, France, England? Not so much. Just wanted to let you know!