I was clicking through some fluff on Yahoo yesterday and came upon a feature enumerating Donald Trump’s previous girlfriends (not wives). To me, the most beautiful was a brunette who the author described as black. Black?!? DJT mounted a black girl?
Then I studied the photo of this stunning woman and could not visually recognize one Afro-American feature on her face. Straight hair, light skin, aquiline nose and lips. She had them all. And I couldn’t help thinking “What part of this chick is black? Her pinky toenail?”
Take MEGHAN MARKLE, adopted English royalty. Like Trump’s former girlfriend, she’s been labeled black as well. And like the aforementioned, you wouldn’t know it unless somebody told you. Finally, DANA TYLER of CBS News. Find me a whiter milquetoast woman and I’ll blow ya. OMG!
In some contexts, being black is cooler than being white. Let’s say a black man is listening to some music and after discovering that the singer is white, he comments “Dude sounds black!” This is the supreme compliment! Or…your favorite hooker observes “You fuck like a black guy.” Or better yet “You have a dick like a black man!” You get the idea.
I submit that these women are not black. Maybe they’re biracial (actually they are). But to be truly black I’d like to see a certain skin color and some other characteristic features of the race before I hang that esteemed moniker. Being black has a certain cachet and personally, I don’t feel that stomach-turners like Dana Tyler rate. I got ten bucks that says that woman dances like Elaine Benes – and not Beyonce.
Back to Trump and the incredible revelation that he interfaced with a black woman – even if she’s 99.99% white-looking. There are some other remarkable facts about DJT that impress. Like he’s never been accused of beating his women. All right Mr. Trump! You’re a fucking credit to your gender. And while he’s clearly a total hound dog who organized parties so he and his male guests could mingle with only the most gorgeous models on the face of the planet, the dude never got high at those parties. He’s simply not and never was a substance abuser. But having said that, he just might be the most presumptuous and immature president the country has ever had the misfortune to elect. Except, we didn’t elect him. He lost by 3 million votes. But that’s a theme for another post.
Back to the point. Fuck all this bull shit about anybody with an ounce of black blood being called black. They’re not fucking black. That shit is an insult to people who actually are. That’s all I’m sayin’.