Many years ago I was visiting a half Asian/half American house to pick up money for the various ads they were running through me when uncharacteristically, I saw a customer sitting on the couch cradling a $500 bottle of Johnny Walker Black and a shot glass in his arm. Anybody who wanted to sample the nectar of the gods was welcome.
Not particularly a fan of scotch, I declined the first offer. But when he insisted I give it a try. By and by, the guy got up off the couch to take his leave whereupon I observed to one of the latinas who serviced the clients what a nice guy they’d entertained. She responded that in fact, he was quite the stud as well as having a pleasing personality.
“Wow! I’d have never guessed,” I offered matter-of-factly. And then she hit me with the lesson for the day. “When guys really can bring it, they don’t have to show it off and talk a lot of bull shit about how great they are.” I nodded my head marking her words for present and future consideration. Walk softly and carry a big stick! Words to live by.
These are not words most of the guys who inhabit escort-oriented forums consider. If I had a dime for every knucklehead who wrote “I fucked the shit out of the bitch and left her twitching with a swollen twat” I’d have a lot of dimes. And I have this to say to guys who would brag in this manner:
It’s extremely unlikely that you have the biggest, handsomest and most talented dick that hooker has ever experienced. Trying to have that magic wand is an unrealistic aspiration. But defining yourself as unique and special in your own way is something you might accomplish. Maybe that should be your goal. Plus, you sound like such a douche bragging on your prowess. Only another asshole would be impressed.
I once had partner who was similar to the guys I just made fun of. She would make what I considered ridiculous statements along the lines of “Nobody has ever given you as great a blow job as I have” with emphasis. While her oral talent was considerable, I found it annoyingly presumptuous that she would think that in all my years, she was number one. In fact, it featured how stupid she was – and how unsuitable a companion. Not a good combination.
Ya know – there are times I’m amazed at how much money some girls earn in the escort game. And then I think there wouldn’t be enough money to make me service some of the incredible buttheads I know they deal with. And when I read some of the crap guys on the boards have to say, I thank what or whomever that I don’t have to service their dumb asses to pay the rent and fill my belly.
I’m well aware that nobody reads this blog anymore – and that if one of these boneheads did read this, he wouldn’t care anyway. But the previous was my thought for the day so I figured I’d share.