Thanks to a longtime reader, I was made aware of a PORNHUB video which features graphic sex scenes interspersed with hit K-pop videos. Talk about too much time on your hands. Whoever did this actually has professionally edited 15 different commercial music videos to include x-rated viewing. Yikes. Can’t say I’m particularly down with the program. But in watching two or three for but a few seconds, I observed that the Korean studs are not quite the equal of their Afro-American counterparts. Leastwise, not quantity-wise!
Which brings me to a stupid story from many years ago. The phone girl from the old HOT ASIAN called to say the house had a new girl they wanted on my blog. Such calls were common from clients. Whenever a new employee joined the staff, they requested a Page 6 writeup. Maybe three days later, the same girl called to say “Take so-and-so down. She’s gone.” “What happened? I asked in some dismay. “Three days and she tapped out?” “Too many big American dicks. She couldn’t handle it,” came the response.
File that one under “Be careful what you wish for” – at least when it comes to K-girls flying half way around the world to cash in on the American libido. Or as one madam once told me about girls who claimed to be too sore to work…”What’s with these girls? They don’t know how to use their hands or mouth?!?!”
And now for an etymology moment. How did the word “trick” become the derisive term used by sex workers to label their customers? Well…the goal of a good sex worker (or a bad one depending on your perspective) was to trick a guy into coming before he ever got inside her vagina, thus greatly expanding the number of guys a girl could service in a given period before tiring from overuse. Not exactly a thought that would make a guy want to go visit a girl. But what can I say? “Love” is a battlefield. Be prepared to win or lose. Just recognize it for what it is. And on that sanguine note, I’ll go mop a floor.
Oh! And here’s a link to one of those videos right here.