The time had finally come. Running OS X 10.8.5 just wasn’t gonna work anymore. I had to upgrade. Sites were telling me “We no longer support this OS. You must upgrade.” Anybody who’s ever turned on a computer knows these processes never go off without a hitch. Or ten. And so I’d delayed and delayed until yesterday when a tech-savvy volunteer at the church convinced me it was time.
So I backed everything up and downloaded the new operating system. After about an hour, I was ready for the bad news. First, I thought I’d lost Photoshop. And Garageband! But in a few minutes I found both and it seemed all was well. Just one problem. I couldn’t get into this blog’s dashboard! Round and round went the ball as I waited to see the window appear.
So I called Go Daddy. And that’s when the bull shit began. According to them, I had the problem. Yeah! So how come every fucking site works fine except yours? When I finally got in – but on my pc laptop – they suggested I use that from now on! What the fuck? That’s like telling a car owner to drive on his little spare tire permanently! Fuck you! I became so exasperated I simply hung up the phone rather than blurt out “Fuck you, you gaslighting bitch!” And guess what happened next! They fixed the fucking problem. Within minutes, everything was fine.
Generally, when you call G0 Daddy, there’s no wait. They get right on the phone. Suddenly yesterday, there were 10 minute delays. And one guy even admitted they were having tech issues. So why you wanna tell me the problem lies with my desktop computer? Insult my intelligence why dontcha!
Speaking of gaslighters…some flatbacker pulled a lame stunt on me recently. So I called her on it in an email. She came back with a load of bull shit you wouldn’t believe. To which I responded “Why didn’t you just own the indiscretion. Now you’re digging yourself in deeper!” I heard from a mutual friend that she’s really concerned about the situation. How’s this? Don’t fuck with me and we won’t have a problem. As if anybody gives a shit about one hooker who blows guys for a living.
The thing is that once that ridiculous Daily News article came out, certain morons flipped out. On a deal that was already over 3 years old! Lemme give you a hint: If I was going to be a problem for anybody, it would have happened already! What are ya gonna do? This ain’t the Mensa Society!
Anyway…fuck the ho! I expect that from flatbackers. They live to fuck with guys (literally and figuratively). But Go Daddy? C’mon, man! Later today, I’m gonna call up and make them give me something free. Not that I need anything from them. I just need to fuck with them the way they did with me. It’s about what they deserve.