Ya know…there’s hozzizz…and then there’s serious hozzizz! And SHERA BECHARD would definitely classify in the latter category. I’m sorry! I find it extremely difficult to believe that the person who looks like STORMY DANIELS’ sister was involved with ELLIOT BROIDY (big shot republican fundraiser) for anything but the money. I mean…look at this fat fuck. And look at her. If that ain’t a “C’mon, man” I don’t know what is.
I have to admit that the details of this new scandal made me laugh almost as hard as when I read that AL SHARPTON’S viagra was found in SANDY RUBENSTEIN’S medicine cabinet when the latter was subjected to a legal search pursuant to an accusation made by a stripper Rubenstein was (allegedly) drooling over.
So here’s the best of the best from Ms. Bechard’s accusations.
1. Broidy told her that DONALD TRUMP is an idiot who can’t even pronounce the names of countries correctly.
2. Broidy said he wanted to “skull fuck her.”
3. Broidy refused to wear a condom and did not divulge that he had genital herpes.
My observations therein:
1. Totally believable! Trump doesn’t know the words to the national anthem and thought Trinidad Tobago was two different countries.
2. Broidy has been watching too much pornography. I have never skull fucked, asked to skull fuck, or used those words with a woman. This guy sounds repulsive.
3. What’s with guys who don’t wear rubbers and then get girls pregnant and tell them to get abortions? How ’70’s is that?
Back to Shera looking (and acting) like Stormy Daniels’ sister. Eventually, Ms. Bechard hustled $1.6 million in hush money from the porker. Remind you of anybody with the initials SD? And guess who negotiated a deal more than faintly reminiscent of the agreement Stormy struck with Trump’s mouthpiece! Yup! The very same mouthpiece. MICHAEL fucking COHEN! The fixer rides again. But he didn’t fix this one as cheaply as he did for the prez. Bechard extracted almost three times as much from a guy much less flush than the president.
Anyway…good for her. I don’t know how many times she actually fucked this disgusting guy. And whether it was once or a hundred times…she earned her $1.6 million. That’s how gross he looks and acts if the allegations are true. Dude’s a skank. Yuccch! And what’s with all these implants? Aren’t there any Playboy bunnies with real tits anymore? What the fuck?!?!