It’s official. The world has gone to hell in a hand basket. Thank you STORMY DANIELS. You’ve pushed us over the edge.
Endless commentary about the size of DONALD TRUMP’S hands has led at least one political opponent to insinuate that maybe it isn’t just the commander-in-chief’s hands that are small. And now thanks to Ms. Daniels, we (allegedly) get the lowdown on Trump’s junk in her soon-to-be-released tell-all book “Full Disclosure.”
I don’t like the president. That’s fairly obvious. And I figure if you fuck around on your wife who just recently gave birth to a baby boy, you get what’s coming to you. But describing the guy’s junk in full detail for the entire world to visualize might be a little over the top. Regardless, we now know (if Stormy is to be believed) that Trump has a smaller than average penis with a big mushroom head which makes the entire appearance that of a toadstool. Ouch! I guess a smooth line (“Can I grab you by the pussy?”) and a big wallet can overcome a lot!
Exactly why Stormy chose to be so indiscreet only she could tell you. Maybe SD just wants to get back at Trump for attempting to muzzle her. Or that goon who allegedly threatened her in a car park turned the trick. Or maybe it was to prove to MELANIA that she really did fuck Trump. If the prez’s dick is actually that “unusual,” I’d imagine a cold chill just went down Melania’s spine. Were there any doubt about the veracity of Stormy’s statements, that description (if accurate) would remove all doubt!
Whatever…Trump took a pretty serious beatdown from a porn star. That’s for sure. Let’s see…anomalous dick, boring technique, scared of sharks, willing to rig The Apprentice so she’d win? Not exactly a ringing endorsement. Especially the last one. Makes me think if he didn’t take an active part in rigging his election, he would have – given the opportunity.